Being perfectly insane

I was thinking the other day why people end lives by suicides. Methods of suicides have always awed me (in a rather funny way). These include hanging dead from the ceiling fan, jumping from a building to fall flat, cutting your wrists(most likely in the bathroom), sleeping on a rail track, having a heavy dose of sleeping pills, drinking poisons and probably the last trying to find out if the bullet comes through the other side of the head when firing a gun. Some methods are horrifying while others are okay as long as until people don’t discover you dead with your stinking dead smell! Suicides are actually committed to make a point. Most probable reasons for suicides would be pressure due to situations that are financial, career based or personal. Most suicides have a motive, which is to deliver a message across to some specific persons concerned. And this message always reads as ‘I am a worthless piece of shit!’ That’s right folks; no one’s going to remember you for your suicid...

Honk....Honk....keenk....keenk....(and all the hilarious sounds you could think of) That’s all what I hear behind my ass on my way to the workplace and back from it. I’ve lived in two major cities in India for now to assume that all other cities are no different and very much the same. Must I add that to me they are exactly the same!! As a kid I always wanted to get behind the wheels as soon as I could. Bur today I regret to think that I had thought my dad was having fun on the wheels when he drove us for shopping, school, parks and more shopping!! I really don’t how in the world the whole population in India has a licence and their own vehicle. Maybe India is rich....in its poor own way. Where on earth most of the population does have a vehicle and also pays relatively more for fuel!! Sometimes makes me wonder if everyone has a licence then why the hell is there an RTO for? A better idea would be for our so called elected leaders push for a notion towards ‘freedom to driv...

I am a Muslim. I don’t wear skull caps nor do I wear a kurta  and in fact I don’t even have a beard. I don’t eat biryani all week and nor do I carry a Russian assault rifle over my shoulder. If the Muslim you had in mind did match the above description, I’m sorry to disappoint, that’s me and I’m a Muslim. In fact a very proud one I would say. I was born in the Holy city of Makkah , Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. The following views are my own and I don’t need any Khan, Ahmed or Ali to tell me what Islam is and how I have to practice it, thank you. All for two towers destroyed and three thousand lives lost because of Osama Bin Laden (whom people are not even sure even existed), you destroyed the living of thousands of people in several nations and also ransacked them under the false banner ‘War on Terror’. Where was the ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’ that Mr. Powell Collins was talking about before invading Iraq? And why has a picture of Osama never come out if he was killed an...